• waxjism:

    austere-fallen-angel:

    does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

    what else is the point of boobs really

    Boobs are great screen cleaners

    (via princess-of-saigon)

  • thewanderlustlibrarian:

    elysedc:

    The ultimate dad joke compilation

    Reblog for “Robeneros”

    Makes me think of my dad :)

    (via princesssuccubus)

  • lightspeedsound:

    kimchibae:

    "dick is abundant and low value" i am screaming

    omfg 

    Yes! Just yes!

    (via stonerette)

  • To boyfriends, friends, and everyone else

    Don’t expect handouts when you take advantage of people.

  • maliciousmelons:

    They say whoever smelt it dealt it so technically this weed is yours officer

    (via princesssuccubus)

  • No one deserves this

    (Source: kushandwizdom)

  • rj4gui4r:

    Episode 13: Unafraid of the Dark, Cosmos: A SpaceTime Odyssey

    Neil DeGrasse Tyson throwing some of the most incredible shade I’ve ever seen.

    This.

    (Source: child-of-thecosmos, via just-swallow-me-woman)

  • Anonymous
    Have you EVER taken a picture of your boobs? Just curious

    Dafuq??

  • lazypacific:

    acapellos:

    excitedatlantic:

    all the good urls were taken but at least my blog is rad

    Excited atlantic? more like lazy pacific haha

    did someone call my name?

    (via south-pacific)

  • LOLOL what a great quote to find just scrolling through instagram. #quote #quoteoftheweekend #qoutestoliveby

  • Saw an owl on our first night around the bonfire :)